#ALSO (hmm.... wont dis girl shut up

[strawberryseeded]

I'm seeing sum ppl being like "Sukuna is being sooo unreasonable reacting so angrily bc Yuuji wants to kill him like what did he expect!!!" but Sukuna's not angry bc of that. I think he'd even prefer Yuuji to insta kill him. That whole time he was in the places of Yuuji's memory he's been waiting for Yuuji to get it over with, already. Expecting Yuuji to kill him.

But then

Yuuji basically tells him: That just now? Yeah, it was me giving you a chance. Because, even though i hate you, i dont want to kill you. Because you are human. You don't have to play this role.

And that's what enrages Sukuna so fucking much. The brat has the gall to feel sorry for him. Him, the strongest. Him, someone unabashedly uncaring, unfeeling beyond repair. Evil.

Sukuna is not like other people. He doesn't see himself as people; that's why he can't ever find an "equal", can't even fathom finding one. He doesn't have a role, he does what he wants, because he can.

At this point he can endure Yuuji killing him. He had help, he got lucky, idk, whatever excuse he's probably telling himself will do. He will face it without feeling a thing; not anger, not sadness, no happiness, no fear. He's above it all... But Yuuji feeling sorry for him? Like he's above Sukuna?

Yuuji is threatening Sukuna, yes, but that's not all. He's showing him everything that will be taken away from him. From Sukuna, by Yuuji.

Like Sukuna is like any other mortal who walks the Earth. Vulnerable. A human being instead of a monster.

(So, uuh, yeah no. Sukuna won't act all chill like always lol...)

[chaand-jalne-laga]

CJL LIVE BLOG SEASON 1 [EPISODE 1]

So. I know, this is wrong. Coz I put the IPK one on hold and now i am starting another, but I thought, this one is just for 82 epis(SO SHORT? WTF? CHALA HI NAHI SHOW?!?!?) So, it wont take much time to complete this and I also wanted to keep this content and ipk content separate. Hence, a separate blog. I know y'all might be hard-core Arshi fans and ipk fans, but, give this one, a chance, as well, ok? Just for entertainment's sake? Please? Baaki, it's your choice ofc :) Hope you enjoy this.

1.) Hmm. Pune. Maharashtra. A girl peeping out through the car window. Enjoying the 'jaadu' in the air. Btw, I like the BG score, here.

2.) In the flashback, we see two kids sitting on a white horse and the horse is galloping in its full galore. The girl confirms the magic in the air as her hands are flying. Lol. Typical kids.

3.) Tara di's sister is asking about her opinion on her looks. IDK but I cringed real hard when she said, "Achi lag rahi hun naa?"(Like yeah darling, you look average. Lol. JK. You look stunning but stop with that cringe acting, ok?)

4.) Tara Di opens her hair and A SECOND-LITERALLY A SECOND AGO, she was irritated but then immediately she is impressed with her di's improvisation. Whatever. Lol.

5.) Selfies. Di is excited so she starts taking selfies and her younger sister is suspicious instantly. Why? Does she not take selfies on any normal day? Maybe. *shrugs*

6.) How typical of people to instantly assume that if a girl seems excited then she might be having a 'chakkar' with some boy. Why girl? Your sister can't be happy for her own self, just like that, without any reason? *hmph* Do you make her that upset? Lol. That now her excitement seems abnormal.

7.) NGL but this Tara di's sister is a really bad actor, whoever she is. Sorry. Lol.

8.) Tara Di gets off the car and lets them drive by. Then, she quickly runs to the Bus Station to catch a bus for--?--whatever.

A Side Gyaan : But that's such a bad way to catch a bus, actually. First, you catch the attention of the bus driver coz they are at a considerable height and then they stop the vehicle ONLY THEN you cross it and get on the bus, okay? My readers? Don't be like Tara Didi, okay? Good. Now, we come back to the epi.

9.) So. Tara didi is changing her shoes. I really thought for a sec that she will change her outfit too. Lol. A kid is staring at her antiques and she notices people are staring at her. So.

What do you think will she do?

a) ignore them

b) make faces at them

c) sunaoify (rudely) them for staring at a slightly differently dressed girl

d) give them a five page ka gyaan on social etiquettes as a soon-to-be 'Starplus Bahu'

Yeah. You are neither right nor wrong, coz she will randomly pull out a jar of lollipops and distribute it to appease them. Yes. We all do that. We all step out of our homes, thinking we might happen to be in a bus and can then distribute it among the children on the said bus. Whatever.

10.) TD gets off the bus and buys chana and gur for--?--*shrugs*

11.) TD is now sitting in a-tempo?-transport vehicle. Whatever. Driver announces her destination which is- "Sehgal Estate"

12.) The driver assuming her to be a tourist, warns her, of the place having been shut down for quite a few years now and he tells her that an accident had taken place, many years ago. TD flashes back to that 'haadsa' and politely dismisses him by stating that she is a local.

13.) Ok, ladies, so all things aside, who all can climb up and cross that gate, that high, with a WHITE SAREE and that too without staining it!?!? Anyone? No? See, our Tara D (Lol. I have so many name ideas for this girl.) CAN. She is a champion at this. (Okay so i wanted to take a screenshot of that long-ass gate but Jio Cinema didn't let me. Fudge you, Ambanis'. Whatever. Lol.)

14.) She takes help from Deva's flash back advice when he had first guided her to climb that (same?) gate. Okay, so that saxophone BG score is cute, okay? Lol.

15.) Gosh. How did they manage to find a small girl who looks exactly like Kanika Mann? Wow. Casting directors take a bow. *bows down with joined hands*

16.) Okay, so the titular song has started in the BG and I am loving it. Meanwhile, TD is going about the mansion and recalling that 'haadsa'.

17.) I am actually kinda liking this kid, Deva. How sweet of him. He extends a bunch of yellow flowers (symbolizing friendship). And damn, he has one hell of a head full of soft and flowy tresses. Wow. Any hair care tips for us, girls, Deva? Lol. Whatever.

18.) She digs out the 'nishaani' of their friendship which is basically two thick stones(or rocks?) joining like a puzzle piece and 'Badshah' along with caricatures of Deva and Tara, carved on the two pieces.

19.) She becomes very emotional, holding the symbol of a once very beautiful bond she had with some boy named- Deva. And then out of the blue we hear a horse neighing and Tara instantly brightens as she recognizes Badshah.

20.) Sure enough, we see Badshah running towards Tara and Tara on reaching close to it, touches it affectionately on it's jaws. We see that Badshah is indeed angry and disappointed on Tara. He starts running away as Tara tries to pacify it(him?). Oh. So. The chana and gur was for a horse. Ok. Nice.

Fun-Fact : All things set aside, Kanika genuinely had to interact with a horse in the middle of the shoot. I wonder if there's some story to this episode which she might have, like she was hell scared of horses and yet had to learn how to interact even if it's a well trained horse, we are talking about. Okay. Enough. Now back to the epi.

21.) Basant Kaka has come to see Tara Bitiya. What's with that line?-"Main janta tha ki aaj ka din tu bhulegi naayi, zarur aayegi." Kya hai aaj ke din mein aisa? Tara's demeanor changes as she recalls the incidents that took place in today's date.

22.) She tells BK that today is the day she met HIM (Deva?) and she reveals that he was the only one who made her Tara from 'Phus Tara' (Deflated Star or according to Jio Cinema's caption-'Timid Tara'. Basically an insulting nick name.)

(Lol. See. I got another name. But. Sorry i won't use that coz it triggers her childhood trauma.)

22.) Do I see vengeance there, Tara? Okay. So, we are being taken 15 years back.

23.) Wow. What an a__hole of a brother. He is chasing Tara all over the house with a bunch of crackers (chataai?) Tara is hidden inside the cupboard but she wants to come out because she is scared of darkness and it's all dark inside the cupboard. Ronak bhaiya fools her to come out but lays the chataai bomb and lights it with a matchstick giving her a 'Sehgal Promise'. These Sehgals seem to be too stuck up of a family tho.

Not-So-Fun Fact : God, these are the worst kind of crackers not only coz of the sound but also they keep scattering everywhere, while bursting, once lit. Even I am hell scared of these and always stand at least 1 Km away from these. Lol.

24.) Not knowing better (how would she? she is just a kid of 7-8 something.) Tara trusts her wicked brother, who has already run away to the veneration, steps out of the cupboard but it's too late the crackers keep scattering everywhere and bursting in the meantime and the poor kid is hell scared she starts calling out for her father ("Baba").

25.) Baba is doing aarti of Devi Maiyya (Oh. Hello DM. How are you? How are Khushi-Arnav and their munchkins doing? Lol. Sorry. I get carried away a bit.)

26.) WAIT. WHAT!?!!?!?! Is that the same guy, who was in Sheesh Mahal, on the fashion show night and Khushi came, asked him for directions but instead got to listen to an Urdu Shayari? Wow. See. A crossover we didn't deserve but got anyway. Whatever.

27.) Baba was doing aarti when his hell scared daughter comes and merely touches his back and the veneration plate skips away from his hand. Lol. What kind of a diet Baba takes that he couldn't even handle a gentle push from a mere kid of 7? Whatever.

But the thing that surprises me more is that he is about to lash out at her in front of the whole-family?- bunch of people. This is where I thought that there's some major tiff going on, in the family, like, everyone is against a mere kid.

28.) Baba, your daughter was hell scared, that too, coz of your a__hole of a son. A lil bit of compassion would go a long way. Thank you.

29.) Wow. A__hole father, a__hole brother. Tara. Run. I said. RUN. Whatever. Poor kid. Is getting blamed for the thing that she couldn't have any control of. So. Baba's wife died at childbirth. So. Now. He has got a lifetime license of blaming and punishing his daughter for it. WoW. jUsT. wOw.

30.) Some one please call a gynecologist and enlighten him that it hardly has anything to do with the child but has everything to do with proper timely medical care. Whatever.

31.) OH. She is crying in front her mother's portrait. Asking if she would ever be loved by anyone or not. I so desperately want to go and give her a looooooong jaadu ki jhappi. Uff. I am getting goosebumps now.

32.) She hears a melody being played out from a harmonica and is instantly drawn to its source. She sees, a boy riding a horse named Badshah and carrying balloons on it's saddle. She is kind of intrigued by this boy.

33.) The boy introduces himself as Deva and in the process, mocks Ronak. Ronak is kind of irritated of this boy already and tries to take over the horse and orders BK to light a long-ass chataai (do they have nothing else in the name of crackers? Lol. 'sEhGaLs') But, Deva is frantic and warns not to burst crackers as it will make Badshah go crazy and mocks him again and Ronak pushes him and Deva falls down.

34.) BK, following his master's orders, lights the chataai and Badshah goes crazy, starts running around violently. There is chaos everywhere, somewhere in the midst, Baba also shouts. The horse Badshah is now running towards Tara and Tara is frightened to the core. She freezes at her spot and covers her face ready to face the impact. Deva pulls off a high jump stunt and lands on the horse's back and calms him down in the process.

35.) Deva tries to cheer Tara up and is successful and from there on they both spend time together and thus become hard core friends.

36.) Deva lightens up her world. She smiles more, laughs more, conquers her fears a lil bit more, every time she is with Deva. And one fine day, they both are celebrating Deva's birthday and Tara has brought a cake for him. A candle is perched on its top. Deva lights it up and blows it away to make a wish. But the candle keeps lighting up again and again automatically, this surprises Deva and Tara falls into a pit of laughter and we see grown up Tara laughing in front of BK recalling the incident. This show is really moving something inside me. It's so heart warming tbh.

37.) Ok. So now they are celebrating BK's b'day and she has a cake-cum-aate-ka-halwa. BK lights up a matchstick and the small speck of fire again ignites that trauma in Tara. Poor girl is traumatized on loosing her only best friend.

38.) Tara and BK think that Deva is dead. And, Badshah has been bought by someone in exchange of lakhon rupiye. Altho, Bhojariya ji had a deal with Tara that she would pay him to keep Badshah in the Sehgal Estate but upon getting a greater amount of money, naturally, Bhojariya Ji sells it.

39.) Tara is heart-broken that she could not keep his only belonging safe and so apologizes to Deva (who she thinks is in heaven) and we are instantly taken to a hilltop where we see a man, also in white. So. Deva. He is alive and probably a reech buzinez man, i think? And, now, the plot is quite predictable, Tara will try to take back Badshah from that 'man' and he will in turn not reveal that he is indeed Deva becoz there is some misunderstanding on both of their side. So. He will try to seek revenge from Tara for what he had to go through in the past. As it is clear from the line, "Bohot jal chuka suraj, ab chaand ko jalna hoga." Wow. What a beautiful parallel tho. (Suraj-Deva and Chaand-Tara and also the title of the story makes a lot more sense now.)

40.) Ok. So. Jalebi reminded me that I did not mention Deva's entry scene. So. Yeah. Deva's entry scene, huh? Wow. Yeah. Sirf. Wow. I had literal goosebumps already and then that drone shot from the hilltop. The teapot hanging above the fire. Lol. What a traditional way to make chai amidst nowhere. Btw where did he get chai ki patti from? And what about chini? Cup? Lol. Banda puri taiyyari ke saath aaya tha. So. Yeah. Amazing scene. Handsome Deva. Beautiful white suit. Already swooning.

Not-so-Fun Fact : Damn this reminds me that I have been chai-deprived since yesterday coz chai was finished and no one in our house(as in me and my parents) were bothered enough to bring it from the general store altho we all were very much bothered for not being able to have a cup of chai. uGh. Whatever.

41.) Wow. Wow. Wow. This show has already started to cast its spell on me, to be honest. And it's just the first episode.

P.S. : So. Yeah. Very beautiful. Very very very beautiful indeed. Cinematography wise. Script wise. Costume wise. Look wise. Everything is perfect for Chaand Jalne Laga. TBH I was underestimating this show but it indeed is beautiful. Please do give it watch. Ok. Then. Bye. God bless you.

[neoniverse]

heal me. | chapter II

disclaimer: this series is a work of fiction. any businesses, events or incidents are products of my wide imagination. all of the character’s personality does not reflect and has nothing to do in real life.

warnings: smut, angst, usage of strong language, mentions of death, alcohol & drugs, cheating issues and lots of flashbacks (read each chapter carefully)

pairings: jung jaehyun x reader

a/n: unedited ;)

« CHAPTER I / CHAPTER III »

“Hey, you still there?”

“Who’s this?”

The other line silenced—a brief pause. I’m certain it’s not him.

“Jaehyun.” I froze in my spot. Holy crap.

“And what’s the bouquet for, Mr. Jung?” I don’t even recognize my own voice, I’m agitated, again.

“I just wanted to express my gratitude.” His voice is so low, I can feel the depths of it pulling me. He sounds so cozy—alluring, to be honest. My breathing is slowing, almost hitching. I’m abruptly aware Johnny is staring at me, brows furrowed, I dart to my swivel chair and turned it around.

“It’s not like I did something honorable.” Stay calm, Y/N. Breathe.

“Hmm. Well, fortunately, I’m certain you did.”

“Thank you for the roses, Mr. Jung.” I’m all trepidatious—my traitor heart is abnormally beating.

“The pleasure’s all mine.” Oh hell, I can visualize the enticing gleam in his dark brown eyes. How can he make such four words titillate? He hang up. I turned around again, phone in the chest and eyes closed.

“I’m assuming there’s a comeback, yes?”

“Words, Johnny.” I snap. He laughed as if I just told him a funny joke.

But me and Jaehyun again? To hell with that. My feelings are too fragile, that being with him could even crush my heart into thousands of pieces. That’s how fragile my whole system is. I will never forget the day he chose to cheat on me.

Loving someone is so shallow that it could bring pain because you have to sacrifice something, but it doesn’t have to be always painful. You should also learn how to love yourself.

When I left him, I thought things will go better. I looked desperate, finding for solace to everyone’s arms after I lost Jaehyun, tons of projects, my interest in doing things I like and my mother. Her death is something I will always look back on because I wasn’t with her. 

I lost her.

For the times that I also lost myself, Johnny had come to save my losing ass to the pit of darkness and loneliness. I’m so thankful for him even though he reminds me of Jaehyun.

I am restless that night, not paying attention and rolling in the sheets of my bed. Dreaming of something that will enliven myself and dark, deep unfathomed places. I woke up in the middle of the night, ended up watching the still, lit up busy city lights before crying myself back to sleep.

The first week of April went smooth and peaceful. I often see Jaehyun in the site but I decided to wait for him to leave so I could completely avoid him. Having Jaehyun close to me is something I never prayed for. I still hate his guts.

“How about we go to a nightclub after this and at least have some fun? You guys, especially Y/N, looks so exhausted as fuck.”

Johnny shouted in delight. “Damn, that’s what I’m talking about!”

Like what Architect Lee suggested, we went to a club that Johnny recommended. It was just a ten minute drive from the office.

“Ladies, this is my cousin Mark,” Johnny introduced the man who just came—probably in this twenties. His hair is ruffled jet black and he’s wearing white button-down dress shirt, sleeves are rolled up three-fourth. “Mark, this is Y/N, Seolhee and Rosé.”

“Architect Rosé Park.”

“Hi! I’m Architect Seolhee Lee!”

Mark extends his hand so I immediately placed my hand in his. He smiled and sat in the empty space of the black leather couch beside me.

Rosé offered me a shot of foreign alcohol, Jägermeister. She seems to be a party girl who knows a lot of things in alcoholic beverages. I drink, but I have to tolerate myself. For the last time I was drunk, I ended up sleeping in my bathtub because I kept going back to the bathroom.

We ended up finishing one bottle of Jägermeister and JD and two bottles of vodka before finding ourselves on the dance floor. The colorful lights strobed with the blasting music. I danced and danced until I felt someone staring at me.

I looked around to find the set of eyes who has been observing my every move, grind, and ruffling of hair. As I try to look for them on the dance floor, my eyes accidentally stayed in the second floor. I saw Jaehyun sitting in the black velvet couch, eyeing me as if I’m his prey. He drank the dark-colored liquid that was in his glass.

I rubbed my eyes and tried to look for him, again. He wasn’t there anymore.

The fuck?

“Y/N! Is that you?”

I promptly looked behind me and saw an unfamiliar person in front of me. My brows furrowed for a moment.

“Oh my god,” I exclaimed before hugging him. “Madexeus!”

He chuckled and tightened the hug. We moved away from the dance floor to sit on the high chairs placed before the bartender’s counter.

“2 glasses of my regular, please,” He told the bartender before looking at me. “Holy shit. Is that really you?”

I shrugged. “How long have you been here? It literally felt like ages since I last saw you.”

“Just came here for a short visit, though.” He passed a glass to me. “And I also heard what happened to your mother. I’m sorry.”

I gave him a short smile and drank the alcohol that felt like thousands of knives in my throat. The pain of losing my own mother is still in my heart, stabbed like a poisonous dagger.

“Thanks. I’m fine,” I lied. “It has been two years, already, Xeus. There’s no way I could never get over to that.”

“What are you doing for living now? Am I free to call you Doctor Y/N now?”

“Oh, that. I didn’t pursue it anymore. I’m an Engineer now, though!”

I’ll try to be happy, at least for my mother and not for anybody else.

“Well, are you sti-”

I was about to talk when someone gracefully dragged me from my seat. He lifted me up and placed my stomach to his shoulder like I’m a sack.

“What the fuck? Help!” I shouted and averted his hands from holding my legs in place.

“Shut your ass up or I will spank that.”

The voice is so manly, authoritative and dominant. There’s only one person I know who is pretty much likely to act like that. He opened the shotgun seat’s door before carefully putting me inside. I pushed myself more to the side of the door.

When he entered the car, we fell silent.

“Jaehyun, just bring me back insi-”

“No and I wont.”

“Why did you dragged me just like that, then?!”

“Who are you with? That ugly ass man or my cousin Johnny again?”

His left hand gripped the steering wheel while the other hand is behind my headrest. Jaehyun revived the engine before drifting away from the club’s valet parking. I looked at the buildings outside.

“Does it matter to you if I’m going out with one of them?” I softly whispered.

His eyes focused on the road.

“Are you avoiding me?” He scoffed. “Yeah, of course, you’re avoiding me.”

I remained my eyes to the buildings outside until Jaehyun pulled up somewhere unbeknownst to me. He removed his seat belt and went out. I rolled my eyes before following him.

He sat on the hood of the car and slid his hands to the pockets of his black slacks. I sat beside him, admiring the view of city lights.

“That night..” He heaved a deep sigh. “I was drugged by Chaewon. That’s why I wasn’t able to remember everything when you asked me.”

I remained silent. 

Speechless.

“When.. did you know about this?” I asked, still looking straight at the view.

“A week after you moved out and left me alone, broken.”

He knew and he didn’t even bother to tell me even a single detail about it.

“Chaewon is my old secretary’s sister. I was out with my brother that time when my secretary was with her. She saw me and greeted us. Apparently, she knew me already that time but acted like she didn’t. I don’t remember the other things that happened after that. All I know is she’s the one who drugged me.” 

Jaehyun stared at me and I locked gazes with him.

“I didn’t bother telling you since you already had Johnny beside you. I also heard from him that you lost your interest in Engineering when your mother died that’s why I asked him to make you back on track again. Because I know I won’t be able to do so.”

Fresh hot tears slowly streamed down to my cheeks, which made my heart clenched. I couldn’t stop the tremendous pain I’m feeling.

“I-I’m sorry,” I whispered.

He looked away, realizing what I said before moving closer to me. “Shh. Hey, love, it’s alright.”

“Jae, I’m sorry,” I said, softly. He cupped my face to wipe the tears.

Jaehyun didn’t answer. Instead, he held my head and pulled me. Making me lean on his chest. I bit my lower lip to cease my loud sobs.

That same night, Jaehyun drove me back to my penthouse. I dozed myself to sleep so I could at least escape from reality. The day after next, I visited the site to check the supplies if we ran out of something.

“Excuse me. Are you Engineer L/N?”

I looked behind me to see who called me when a man in dark blue button-down dress shirt, red necktie and dark blue slacks appeared in front of me.

“Yes, and you are?”

“Taeyong. May I ask if Jaehyun Jung is here?”

Jaehyun?

“He’s not yet here. Jaehyun often goes here at around 4 pm.” I answered while closing the folder I’m holding.

“Oh, yeah? Thank you, gorgeous.”

“Wait! Are you Jaehyun’s cousin? I can contact him if you want.”

He turned around again and removed his wayfarers.

“I’m his brother, Taeyong.” He winked. “It’s already quarter to four, maybe I could stay and wait for him here?”

I led him towards the office. When I opened the door, Johnny was scanning to some paperworks.

“Come on. It’s hot there, we have AC inside.”

He entered the room and silently sat on the black couch beside Johnny’s desk.

“Jae-” Johnny stopped. “Holy fuck, man!”

The Taeyong guy chuckled. “I knew you would be here, John. What’s up?”

Johnny sat on the single couch, still surprised.

“I’ll just go outside.”

I immediately went out afterwards. If he is Jaehyun’s brother, how come I haven’t seen him before?

“Hey.”

I almost fell on my feet when I heard Jaehyun spoke. He laughed. He was wearing a white button-down shirt, open at the collar and sleeves are rolled up, and gray slacks. His gray coat is hanging on his arm. 

“Your brother’s inside,” I said, softly. His brows furrowed.

“My what?”

“Taeyong? Your brother?”

His jaw clenched and instantly opened the office door.

I stood behind Jaehyun and saw his brother grinning widely.

“Oh. Hey there, brother. Miss me?”

“What are you doing here?” Jaehyun authoritative asked. What’s with them?

He held my hand and pulled me closer to him.

“Woah. I won’t steal your lady. Right, gorgeous?” Taeyong looked at me. “Anyway, since you’re already here, come home tonight. Father’s asking for your presence at the family dinner.”

Jaehyun scoffed. “And if I won’t show up?”

“Oh, you would absolutely want to, dear brother.”

Taeyong went outside and walked towards his orange Lamborghini. Jaehyun made his way to his black Tesla and they both drove away from the site.

“What’s with them?” I asked Johnny. He just shrugged.

Another week has passed when I was invited to a charity event in Paris. I wore a simple maroon satin slip dress that ended just one inch below my knees and hugged my body well. Then I let my ash brown soft wavy hair down.

The whole event was so boring, it was all about business and that’s not even my field. I looked at the guests and all of them are known for being wealthy and leading capitals of fiscals or law firms. If not, most of them are either CEO or stockholders.

I finished the last faint brown-colored liquid in my wine flute in just one drink and stood up so I could leave the place quietly. I was about to exit peacefully when I bumped into someone’s shoulder, making me almost stumble on my own feet.

“We met again, gorgeous.”

I looked up to face the person and saw a familiar face— the owner of same playful grin.

“Allow me to introduce myself again and make up for my first bad impression to you,” He offered his right hand. “I’m Taeyong Lee.”

[thorne93]

Unforeseen Chasm (Part 18)

Prompt: Two sisters fall for men that are absolute enemies. The love they have could tear all of them apart, or it could bring them together.

Word Count:3092

Warnings: Language, mentions of stabbing, mentions of manupulation

Note: This is by far the longest thing I’ve ever written (including my novels). It’s a collaboration with the amazing @mrs-dragneel-stark-solo​​. It started as a funny “What if…?” and it evolved and got huge. This took two years to write. We are both proud and happy and we hope you enjoy it. It follows from Thor 1 to Endgame in the MCU. Some of the timelines may be off in order to fit certain people, and some characters may show up earlier or in different ways than they have in the movie. But for the most part, it follows the MCU. It also has a bit of crossover with some other Marvel characters throughout the story.

Masterlist for Unforeseen Chasm

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“Are you insane? I can’t talk to you if you’re going to be like this,” Tony said as he spoke to Shannon in the conference room. All of the Avengers had gathered there, trying to decide what to do with you two. 

“Look, if they go back to Asgard, they’ll be put to death, most likely,” Shannon reminded, resonating Thor’s words from earlier.

“Maybe that’s what should happen,” Tony said in a small voice, making Shannon flinch. When he saw how his words affected her, he retracted them. “Alright, fine. No death. What do you propose?”

“They stay here on Earth where we can watch them. If they’re in Asgard, Y/N only grows stronger there. She might just regain her strength and come back.”

“Our prisons are inescapable,” Thor informed casually from the side of the room.

Shannon glanced over to him. “Be that as it may, your brother and Y/N are incredibly clever, it’s a risk we can’t take. Putting them back on Asgard only ensures that she will get stronger.”

“So, what, you want to send them to a little BNB here?” Tony asked, frustrated.

“No.”

“Then what? We can’t put them in regular prison. They’ll kill all the guards and inmates just getting out, which won’t be a problem for them.”

“I don’t know where we should put them, Tony, I’m only stating that I think they need to be on Earth.”

“It’s not a bad idea,” Nat agreed, piping up.

“Yeah, if keeping them from Asgard keeps them less powerful, I’m all for it,” Clint added. 

Tony looked around the room, realizing this was the way it was going to be. No one wanted you two back on Asgard, and they’d feel better if they could keep a close eye on you here.

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Loki and you sat next door in an entirely concrete room while the others argued about where to put you. Neither of you had spoken since the revelation about your willingness to let Tony beat you. 

“What do you think they’ll do with us?” you chanced, hoping to get Loki to speak to you. 

“Oh, you think talking to me will get me to be less angry?” he snapped as he sat on a concrete bench. 

You flinched at his tone. 

“You betrayed me, Y/N. How could you? I took torture for you from that mad Titan, and you, in return, let Stark beat you. Why? Does my life mean that little to you?” he asked, venom in his voice, but pain in his eyes.

Your eyes slid to his face, which was still bloody from the battle and your heart clenched. “Loki, no. I tried… But I wasn’t strong enough. I couldn’t look into her eyes and hurt her. I couldn’t hurt him.”

“But you can endanger my life?” he asked, his words dripping with anger.

“Did you let Thor live?” you suddenly asked. 

“What? What in gods’ name does that have to--”

“Thor. You and him went hand to hand. I saw it. What did you stab him with? Oh, yes, the smallest weapon you could conjure up. So do not sit here and pretend to hate me for the same faults you have, Loki. I will not stand for it,” you snapped angrily. “You couldn’t hurt Thor anymore than I could hurt Shannon. Neither of us wants to be here. Neither of us wanted to hurt the ones we loved. Do not make Thanos happy by causing a rift between us. So I couldn’t kill him so what? I promise, if Thanos gets ahold of us, I will take whatever punishment he has in mind for you. I have always been ready to bear the pain of our failures.”

Loki’s features softened slightly at this. He knew he was being hypocritical. He knew this was hard for you. He knew you might not have the stomach to hurt Shannon, or even Tony. You had told him this, and he had simply told you to try your best. 

Before he could respond, the door swung open and you were greeted by nearly all of the Avengers.

“Okay love birds, let’s go,” Tony said as he waved you two forward. They proceeded to put you two in heavy chains. Around your hands, ankles, and neck. You could barely get a good stride in without choking yourself. 

Shannon was with them, but she wouldn’t look at you. 

All of you got into the staircase -- the elevators were too small to hold everyone -- and you descended them for a long time. It started to get a lot colder as you went down. Finally, you reached two wide double doors that slid open as Tony approached them. They walked you two into a large room, seated in the middle was what looked like a stage, almost. 

In the middle of the square concrete room sat a smaller square apartment. Glass walls stood on all four sides and it was elevated off the floor by about three feet. From out here you could see a kitchen, a living room, an office, and apparently a bedroom. The living room had a black leather couch, bright white carpeting, two black leather chairs and a glass coffee table. The kitchen appeared to be more of a kitchenette with charcoal cabinetry, a white granite island, and white tile. The office was a dark room, about 8 x 8 with dark walls. 

Before you could oggle too much, they shoved you forward towards the doors and pushed you two in. Thor unlocked the chains from both of you, and stepped back outside. He hit a button and the door sealed shut, trapping you two inside.

“Welcome to the rest of your lives,” Tony started as he began walking around on the outside, circling you like a caged animal. “Better get comfy. You will not make food requests, you’ll eat whatever I eat that day, unless, food allergies, either of you?” he asked while he pointed at the two of you. “No? Okay then. Moving on. Your air is ventilated. You have plumbing and some books. I might give you TV in a year if you’re good. But no internet. I don’t need either of you out on the web.”

Loki simply glared at Tony while he spoke. You stood there, trying not to feel humiliated in front of old friends. 

“Clean up after yourselves. Oh, and JARVIS can see and hear everything you do. So if we hear anything about ‘escape’, ‘break out’, ‘murder’ -- you know, red flags, he’ll let me know. And if you even think of tampering with any of the technology down here, alarm bells will go off and security will be here before you can say ‘Asgard’. So like I said, get comfy.”

With that, he turned, gave a long look at Shannon, and the rest of them left. Well, all but Steve and Shannon.

“Shannon, you coming?” Steve asked.

“No, not just yet.”

“Well I’m not leaving you alone down here. It isn’t safe.”

“Then wait for me,” she instructed with a slight exasperation in her voice.

“Shannon, please,” you pleaded, walking towards the wall to get closer to her. “You have to find a way to get us out of here. It isn't what you think. Please.”

She laughed while her arms crossed. “You think that's gonna work? That might have worked before, but I am not the same girl you knew. I've changed.”

You face fell as you nodded. “You're right. Clearly you've changed. The Shannon I knew would at least listen to me. Hear my side of things.”

“Tony almost died!” she shouted at you. 

“And who caught him!?” you screamed back. “Whatever you think you know, it isn't right. Maybe you have changed. Maybe you're stronger. Maybe you're smarter. Maybe you're even wise enough to see past my lies or Loki’s tricks. But guess What? You still love blueberries on your pancakes. You still prefer rain at night than in the morning. You still hate too much foam in your coffee.”

Shannon shook her head, tears forming in her eyes. “Stop.. stop it!” she pleaded.

“Why? Because you know I'm right? Because you know I know you better than anyone?”

Her face whipped up to look up at you. “And what did you do with that information? Hmm? You used it. You used it against me. You tricked me. Manipulated me. You stabbed me, multiple times.”

“Not fatally. And you know that. Your time in the Red Room should have clued you in that I purposely didn't hit any major organs or arteries. You know this. Deep down whether you want to believe it or not, you know something isn't right. I let Tony win. I didn't fatally wound you. I could have won our fight easily. How? Projections. It would've been easy to throw you off. But I didn't. And even though you know all this, you still believe me a monster.”

“You are a monster. You brought hell to Earth, straight to our back door. I did ask you why you lost against Tony and you didn't answer me.”

“I lost because I couldn't do it. I couldn't hurt Tony or you any more.”

“Oh yeah that was clear when you threw him out the window and launched a fucking kitchen at me!” 

You clenched your fist. “I didn't kill you. I would never hurt you like that,” you stated through clenched teeth.

“But you came here with the intention to hurt everyone for your and Loki's own sake, you keep saying you wont hurt me but keep doing it anyway,” she said with anger boiling in her eyes, you knew not to keep pushing but you did it anyway. 

You ran your hands through your hair. “Fine! Yes! I hurt you. I threw Tony out the window, I stabbed you, I attacked you. But it’s not like you didn’t return the favor. You stabbed Loki, threw me out of a window -- where I didn’t have a suit to catch me. But I…” You sighed. This was stupid, it was going in circles. “I didn’t kill you. That was never my intention. I was trying to keep you from getting killed. You can believe me or not, I don’t care. Clearly you aren’t going to listen.” You sighed and turned around, crossing your arms, fighting back tears. 

“Do you know how many times I defended you and your actions since you’ve returned?! Tony kept saying my Y/N was dead.” She made you look over. 

“Good! You should be defending me! It means we haven’t lost all hope that your compassion is completely gone!” you said angrily, your voice loud inside the small apartment. Loki sat on the black leather couch in the living room, the room you were standing in, listening on with guilt-ridden ears. It was all his fault you were even in this mess. “It means we have a small hope that you’ll actually listen to us.”

But you didn’t see it that way. You two had to do what you had to to survive, to make sure your loved ones survived. 

“The time to talk, to get me to listen, or ask for any help was before you chained me to a chair and stabbed me,” she darkly informed. 

“Maybe I couldn’t,” you stated. “Did you ever think of that?” 

“Even if it had been that you couldn’t out right say it you would have hinted at what was going on like you used to, or did you completely forget?” She scowled at you. “What happened to our code words? To the signals I taught you? Should have known you’d never used them, what do you expect me to tell my parents? When they see the news of you and me fighting? Did you forget they’re worried about you too or that they love you like their own child?” she spat looking at you with disdain. 

In a quiet, harsh voice, you responded, “I’m not their child. I never was. No one wanted me. I was a charity case. That’s all I ever was. Frigga gave me up, my foster parents never wanted me, and your parents hardly ever wanted me around.” Your eyes drifted to meet hers. 

“That's where you’re wrong. They loved you for who you were. Had you been their daughter they would have kept you with them!” she yelled, making the room shake and making her eyes cloud milky red again the walls began turning foggy. “They wouldn’t have sent you to become an assassin like they did with me, they only began treating me right after they found out what the Red Room Program was. They feared me.” She looked pained saying it. 

You had no idea what to say. You were angry and hurt that she wouldn’t hear anything you had to say. Still she defends you now even from your own hatred. Shoulders drooping you turn to her you see she’s standing like you are but the fog is still around her. 

“Shannon… I…” What? What could you possibly say at this point? Thanos voice was in your head, mocking you, twisting memories in your head. Was Shannon actually ever against you? Or did she want you to succeed? Surely you wouldn’t spend over ten years with someone who made you unhappy. 

Perhaps she was a good friend, deep down, you knew this. But you were too far down the rabbit hole. How do you even begin to explain what happened? 

“What?” she snapped, her voice thick. She was crying. “What can you possibly say to me?” 

“I didn’t do any of this voluntarily,” you finally said, your tone heavy as you stared at her. Loki’s gaze snapped up to you and he stood, ready to stop you from saying more. “I was brainwashed.”

Shannon frowned and stepped forward, curious. “Seriously? That’s your excuse? Brainwashing?” 

You nodded. “A titan, who goes by the name of Thanos… We fell onto the Chitauri planet, he told us if we weren’t of use to him that we needed to be killed. So… Loki bargained for our lives. We would do his bidding so long as he didn’t kill us.” You hung your head and let out a humorless laugh. “Lot of good it did, he still tortured Loki every day, and brainwashed him. He is so much further gone than I am. I at least remember some of my past. Thanos takes your fears, your insecurities and he twists them. He turns them into reality.” You stopped, realizing you were getting off point. “He told us to come to Earth, to rule it. He needed the Tesseract. I don’t know why and I didn’t ask because questions only got Loki hurt.” 

“Why didn’t you fight him?” she demanded. “I know you’re strong enough. Both of you are.”

You laughed again, this time, it was filled with sorrow. “We couldn’t. We were surrounded by his army, and he’s not exactly a normal being.”

“So you just let him bully you? You just let him do this to you? That's…. The most cowardly thing I’ve ever heard,” she stated, disappointment in her voice.

You swallowed and nodded. “You’re right… It is. If it had been you, you would’ve been brave and had the strength to fight. You would’ve stood up, stood against him, and said no. But I didn’t. I’m not strong like you. I never have been.” You stared at her, speaking calmly and matter-of-factly. “He threatened Loki, and I crumbled. Tony gives you strength.” You looked back to Loki who seemed tense as he stared back at you. “But Loki… he’s my weakness. His life was on the line and I said I would do anything to keep him alive, even if it meant hurting you, or nearly killing Tony or you.” 

“All of this was for him?!” She pointed at Loki accusingly. “You’ve only known him for a year, and you basically left the whole universe to perish?” She shook her head, not knowing what else to say. 

You barely shrugged as you looked at her. “Can you really tell me if it was Tony versus the universe, you wouldn’t choose Tony?” you challenged lightly.

 “You know I was trained to pick what's right. I would have picked the universe, no matter what my heart says,.” she said with an unreadable expression. “He already knows if it ever came down to saving us or the world, it's my life to save everyone else,” she said firmly

“It’s easy to say that, when you aren’t actually faced with that choice. I know you, Shannon. I know how much the training is ingrained in you.” You took a step forward and leaned your arm on the glass and got less than an inch away from the glass separating you two. “I also know your heart is a lot bigger, and a lot more than your training. Natasha bargained for Barton. She had the same training you did. And I’m not too sure Tony wouldn’t just choose you over everyone else. It isn’t a fault, Shannon. It’s called humanity.”

“You’re telling me about humanity? Then where was yours when you starting throwing punches? Where was your humanity while half of New York was being destroyed? While innocent people got killed!” She sounded tired at this point from listening to the pointless banter. “Believe what you want, I’m done. With everything.” She waved around the room. “Enjoy your stay because it’ll be a long one.” She began turning away from you and heading to the door where Steve had heard everything. 

You were silent. There wasn’t much left to say. You’d completely lost everything here on Earth, especially the one person who was most important was walking away from you for good. “I’m so sorry, Shannon, I wish things were different…”

“I used to think that too….” She took one final look at you, heartbreak was visible in her eyes. “I hope he was worth it all.” She whispered the last bit. Steve put his arm around her shoulder and held her half walked her out you could see this really had taken a toll on her. 

“Shannon, Shannon, Shannon! No, wait, Shannon!” you screamed after her, slamming your hand on the glass, but she ignored you as she and Steve slipped through the sliding doors, not looking back at you.

You turned around, tears in your eyes, to face your fellow inmate.

“So...It’s just us then,” Loki coolly said, looking at you.

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[geekysbooks]

Empocalyse

Episode 1- First Day Of Infection-

A Sunday morning. The sun shined bright. A man with brown hair, somewhat grey, tan skin walked into a airport. He looked at his watch, 3:30 read across it. He yawned and looked around and saw a airport assistant standing behind a large desk. He went to her. Her gum smacked as she spoke.

"May I help you?" she spit a little in the air.

"Um..yes. How long will flight 67 take to be here?" He spoke as he watched her gum almost falling out of her mouth.

"May I ask your name?" When she spoke she spit right on the counter.

The man disgusted says, "John, John Dawson"

The woman typed away on her keyboard. "It will be her in about an hour as the most" she smiled.

"Thanks" John says turning around to walk away.

He sat in a chair that was in the middle of the place. 'Maybe I should try to use the rest room before they get here. After all it is a long ways to home' He got up and walked towards the bathrooms. When he had entered a strange odor hit him in the face. It had smelt like something had died in there and sat there for weeks. He shook it off and went to the stalls. All were full.

"Damn.." he said as he was thinking. 'Guess its outside then.

He walked out of the bathroom and soon out of the airport. He looked around. The place was packed. He soon saw a tree nearby. It was perfect. He walked to it and starts to use the bathroom. As he was a loud sound came from the other side of the airport. It was so loud that it shook the ground that John was standing on. He fell.

"Ah" he said as he stood up. He zipped his pants up and looked around. He saw smoke coming from the side that the noise came from. 'Bomb' He thought. 'Someone brought a bomb'. He ran to the parking lot. He went up to a nice red trunk. When he opened the car door he quickly opened the glove apartment. As he did a pistol showed. He grabbed it and shut his door and ran towards the airport.

When he entered smoke was in the air. John looked around trying to see if anyone was alive. Luckily he saw people freaking out. Some running around screaming while others just ran out of the place. He also spotted the airport assistant from earlier. He ran to her. As he got closer he saw she was bleeding on her cheek. She must have hit it. He leans down to her.

"What happened? Are you okay?" he said looking worried.

"T-the plane and....and..." she said with tears running down her cheeks.

"What plane?" He was worried that it might have been his nieces plane. "What plane was it?"

"I...I think plane...um 67?" she said putting her face into her hands.

"Fuck!" he screamed. It was his nieces plane. "No! No! No!" he shook his head. He needed to focus. He turned back to the woman. "Listen, have you any idea where I go to get on that plane?"

"Through those doors." the girl pointed to some doubled doors a little ways down. "That's where you get on the plane."

"Okay you need to get out of here." he helped her up.

"How? I don't own a car or anything." she said with more tears coming down her swollen cheeks.

He sighed. He quickly grabbed his keys out of his pockets and handed them to her. "Listen, go to a big red truck. Hide in there until I get back. Ill take you home. Understand?"

She nodded. "Thank you! Oh thank you" she ran outside.

John turned to the doors the girl pointed to. He went to them. He didn't want to waste any more time. He wanted to make sure his niece was okay.

When he went through the doors smoke was in the air. It was worse than inside. He tried to see but failed. He walked but bumped into things. When he came to a clearing he quickly looked around. He saw nothing but people and pieces of the plane. He began to grow worried.

"Carrie! Mike!" He yelled. He was seeing if his niece and her friend were around. He kept yelling and yelling their names over and over. His throat began to become dry but he wasn't stopping.

He walked around yelling their names louder and longer. When he could see more of the area his eyes widen. The plane was visible. He could see how it had split in two. He ran towards it. He entered the broken area and saw rows of chairs. In some of them had dead bodies. While others were empty. As he was going to yell Carries and Mikes name he stopped. He saw Mike in a seat a little ways down. He knew that brown hair and pale skin was him.

"Mike!" he ran to him.

Mike was unconscious. He wasn't going to wake up.

"Mike! Hey. Wake up." John unbuckled him and pulled him out of the plane. He made it back to the clearing and looked at Mike. "Come on wake up!"

Suddenly Mikes eyes open. "John?" he said in a faint voice. He began to cough.

"Mike thank god." he let a sigh out of relief. "Mike do you remember where Carrie is? She did have the seat next to you right?"he was worried.

"I...I don't remember." he looked at the ground.

"That's okay. Stay here and Ill be back. I'm going to go find her." John ran back inside the plane.

Mike nodded and did what he was told.

As John entered the plane he yelled for Carrie. "Carrie!"

John searched the whole side of the plane that he could but no Carrie. He went back outside to Mike.

"Did you find her?" Mike asked as he saw John approach him.

John shook his head. "Did she do anything before the plane crashed?"

Mike started thinking. "She went to the bathroom!"

"Okay good. Is there a window in the bathroom?" John said curious

"Yes! But its too small for a human." Mike said sadly.

"Damn.." John said angry. He wasn't going to give up but he needed to get Mike out of there. "Okay lets get you to the truck." he helped him up.

"Okay" Mike said getting up.

As John was walking with Mike toward the truck he fell. "Damn it!" He looked around and saw Mike crawling away. John looked back and saw a hand. "Carrie!" he went to grab the hand but he suddenly heard a growling sound. "Huh?" he said as soon as a woman with half a body jumped on him. He struggled to get free but couldn't. If was as if she had super strength.

"Take that!"

The woman suddenly fell. John looked up and saw Mike standing and holding a large stick.

"You okay?" Mike said as he threw the stick and helped John up.

"Yeah fine." he looked back at the woman. "What the hell happened on that plane?" he looked worried at Mike.

Mike looked at the ground. "I...I don't know. But it isn't human"

"Okay" John looked away from the body and put Mikes arm back around his neck. "lets get to that truck."

As they quickly walked to the truck both Mike and Johns eyes widen. A young long black hair girl stood next to the truck. She turned. Her light purple eyes shined in the sun.

"John! Mike!" she ran to them embracing them as she did. "I'm so happy you guys are okay" her eyes were puffy.

"I can say the same for you kiddo" John smiled happily at her. "Now lets get out of this hell whole" He went to his truck.

"Will you still take me home?" the young airport assistant asked nervously.

"Yes. I'm not a monster." John chuckled and everyone got into the truck.

"Thank you" the girl said sitting in the passenger seat. She started to pick at her arm.

Carrie noticed. "You okay?" she whispered to her from behind.

The girl jumped a little. "Um yes. I'm fine" the girl started to twitch.

"Hey are you sure?" Carrie touched the girl but she growled at her. "What the hell?"

"Carrie language!" John said angrily. He went back to trying to find his keys.

"What? She growled at me!" she said nervous.

The girl suddenly attacked John making both of them fall out of the truck.

"Guess he didn't close his door hard enough." Mike said getting out. Carrie did the same.

"Get off me!" John yelled trying to fight the girl off of him.

"Mike come help me!" Carrie said trying to pull the woman off John.

Mike swallowed hard and went to help. "She wants to bite him"

"What do you mean bite?" Carrie looked at him worried.

"When you went to the bathroom people started to freak because some guy started eating his wife." Mike said struggling to get this woman off.

"Will you two shut up and help me!" John said pushing the girls chin away from him.

Carrie looked around and saw the car keys under the truck. "Bingo" she quickly grabbed them and stood behind the girl. "I'm sorry" she turned her head away and stabbed the girl in the head as hard as she could.

The girl fell. Blood splattered everywhere.

"I'm guessing you hit a artery." Mike said trying to stay clear of the blood. "Ew!"

Carrie stood looking at the girl and her hand. Her hand was covered in blood. The girls blood. "Oh my god...I killed someone" she started to tear up.

John quickly stood and went to her. "Hey hey. Its okay. Look at me" he grabbed her face and pulled it to him. "Its going to be okay" he held her. She started to cry.

"I killed a human being." she cried and cried.

"Yeah you did." Mike said touching the woman with his foot.

Carrie cried more.

"Okay lets go home okay?" John looked at her. "Sound good? We will talk to the police after." he walked Carrie to the other side of the truck. "Its going to be okay" he helped her inside and shut the door. He went back around. "You too"

Mike nodded and got in the truck as well.

As soon as John turned the car on Carrie got out. "Carrie!"

Mike did the same as John. Both of them stood in front of her.

"I wont....I...I cant!" she paced back and forth.

"Carrie come on. Its freezing." Mike said warming up his arms.

John hit him upside the head. "Carrie you can." he went up to her. "When we get into town we will-"

"What John? Hmm? Go tell the police that I killed someone. Go to jail because I killed a innocent woman!" she was clearing freaking out. "Listen I just...I just cant" she had tears running down her face.

"Carrie..." John grabbed her. "I promise you that nothing will happen to you. It was self defense." he looked her in the eyes. "Now please get back in the truck."

She sighed and agreed. She didn't want to do this but she knew it would be worse to argue. So she got in the car and they drove off. Going into town.

[maiasaliger]

Massive Zoids Shitpost Collection

Result of an eventful evening with @sir-phobos-boa, @zoidsarestillcool and @grubsnuggle which basically turned into the group effort of trying to describe Zoids moments in the worst best possible way

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“Hey kid you want to pilot this T-Rex that doesn't have any armor and could go berserk at any time???” “DO I?!”

“hey you know that organoid system that makes zoids smart and sometimes crazy? Bet I could install it in a gojulas” “pfft no you wont, no balls” “hold my beer”

“Hey your pet robot cat died, we were thinking about putting its heart in another robot cat.” “Okay yeah let's go”

“hey your dying robot wolf? How bout we take his brain and implant it into this cheetah”

“Hey guys this cheetah moves kinda slow can I take the fucking plate mail off of it now?” “yeah probably won't fuck it up” - later - “oh hey it actually worked!” “... what do you mean by that”

Dr D: “inhales yo..you know what i should make? like..a giant..super cannon..for that ultrasaurus” “what so making giant holes?” Dr D: “No no no, it makes...get this..black fucking holes...for science..” “wait what? why would you do that? isn’t that dangerous? like world ending dangerous?” Dr D: “Science isn’t about why! Its about WHY NOT!?”

“Don't worry, the lifespan of a black hole is exponentially proportional to it's size, there's no way it would suck up the planet.” “Oh, okay, well--” “Of course to weaponize it we'll need to make it so they don't disappear immediately, but don't worry there's only a marginal chance we all die.”

“hey you see these awesome boosters that improve maneuverability? I'm sure they'll work great and won't blow up!” - later - “... Woah they actually worked. Ditch that idea, never gonna use those again”

“Hey mom and dad, I'm gonna just install this navigation system in this giant robot” “Yeah sure son thanks for helping us out I'm sure it won't totally kill us and make you hate zoids forever” “why would you say that dad”

Prozen: “Oh hey guys I found raven, hiltz i need you to do me a favor. Give that boy a geno saurer..and then...fuck with him alot...and theeen...evolve it...it'll be awesome”

Also Prozen: “Yo you know what would give me unlimited power? Turning into a stone popsicle with flashing LEDs”

Hiltz: “turn into a rock with leds, it’ll give you unlimited power and you'll turn into the death saurer” Prozen: “wow rly?! that sounds awesome you're a good trustworthy guy hiltz”

Hiltz: “Man sure sucks what happened to Prozen I'm sure the exact same thing won't happen if I, I dunno, try to fuse with this horrifying scorpion”

“you see that giant dinosaur of doom stuck in that silver Toblerone? Apparently he's responsible for Mr LED popsicle”

“hey you see this shield liger with his shield deployed? Imma push my Zoid through it cuz I DON'T CARE I'M MOTHERFUKIN RAVEN”

“Hmm I bet I can punch through that Blade Liger's as-of-yet impenetrable e-shield if I shoot my bullets into each other” - minutes later - “holy shit it worked”

Van: “haha! you can’t turn while firing a CPC!” Raven: “hold my beer”

Prozen: “haha raven you can't defeat 3 geno saurers” Raven: “you..literally trained me to conquer armies...bitch you serious?”

Backdraft: “kid don't take on all those geno saurers” Vega: “there's three of them, I've got three CPCs”

“hey, hey, you know how to survive the totally deadly as hell charged particle beam? Point sparkling toothpicks at it”

“FUCK HOW DO WE KILL THAT EVIL GODZILLA” “guys load me into that cannon I'm gonna headbutt it”

Van: “I have an idea” Literally everyone else: “Oh fuck no” Van: “Why don’t we fire me... out of the gravity cannon” Irvine: “God fucking damnit Van” Moonbay: “lol lets do it” Raven: “CAN YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND DO IT I’M LITERALLY SOLOING A DEATH SAURER HERE” 

“We can’t fire a zoid out of the gravity cannon” Karl: “hold my beer”

Fiona: “zeke, van is taking a massive beating from raven and his liger is almost destroyed, what can we do?” Zeke: “>_>..bullshit?” Fiona: “uhh..van..believe..in..the you that believes in me..and the heart of the cards and whatnot” *blade liger spontaneously revives fully healed and defeats geno saurer* Fiona: “holy fuck it worked”

“your friend and pet dinosaur are in that swirling vortex of energy” “I'm going in” “don't do it” “imma do it”

“Van you can’t just jump in the vortex” Van: “U cAnt jUsT juMp IntO dAh vOrtEx”

Irvine: “so i get this cool new zoid for free and i can just run off?” Dr D: “ha haha, oh wait..you're serious, let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHA”

“hey u see this totally not suspicious giant iceberg approaching?” “what about it” “idk lol whatever” “I thought maybe we should take a closer look at that” “what's it gonna do, sink the capital?”

“hey guys I have the ultimate plan to win this race - secret government technology!” “u sure we're allowed to use that?” “yeeaaaaa you'll be fiiiiine!” - later - “yep those are the kids they stole ur stuff” “what the fuck Dr D”

Dr D: *has gotten everyone around him in trouble multiple times* “I've got this new engine for your race” Moonbay and Irvine: “oh thanks you’re great :D” Dr D: “XD these kids are so fucking dumb” 

“hey gramps whatcha doin” “I'm going to shoot a rocket into the atmosphere to change the weather” “I'm gonna stop you right there” “If you try I swear to god I'm going to find some hick to shoot you with missiles” “sure thing grandpa I'll just be in town seeing if there's a nice asylum”

“look at that lil shit on his bike down there, get rid of him!” “but... he's unarmed??” “I DON'T CARE I SAID SHOOT”

“Alright men we've got this giant mobile base zoid, who’s gonna pilot it?” Moonbay, not associated with the military at all: “Guys watch this I'm gonna hijack this thing, it'll be awesome” The gang: “moonbay you can't just steal the ultrasaurus” Moonbay: “hold my beer”

Karl: *looks at suspicious big red button surrounded by black and yellow stripes* Karl: 

“You can't just destroy your own base to rebel against prozen!” Karl: “hold my beer”

Marcus: “hey karl we took the base suck my dick” Karl: “wasn't that a bit too easy?” Marcus: “easy because I'm awesome yeah” - later - Marcus: “...” Karl: “they boobytrapped the base didn't they”

“Well sir it seems the death stinger has awakened” “fuck..well at least it can’t get worse” *hiltz turns the stinger into orbital fuck you cannon* “WTAF SPACE LAZERS?! SPACE FUCKING LAZERS!?”

Backdraft: “hey, the closest thing we have to a government is really cramping our style” Also Backdraft: “hmmmmmmm let's shoot them with the death stinger tail”

“should we have any real military force to make sure we don't get caught?” “no this kid in a lavender robot got our back” Vega: “hold my sippy cup”

Backdraft: “ok we've got this highly unstable zoid that tends to think on its own, we need an experienced pilot to make sure it stays in control” “Uhh..we've got this 6 year old” Backdraft: “perfect, suit that boy up”

“hey you see this papaya? it's fly-” “FOR FUCKS SAKE VAN FLYING PAPAYAS DON'T EXIST”

Moonbay: “there's this pimp ass guy with the gayest Zaber Fang I've ever seen” Also Moonbay: “damn I'm in love”

“hey so there's this wanted red organoid and yours looks SUSPICIOUSLY red” “it's paint” “shut up lil bitch ur arrested”

Van: “I found fiona naked in a weird room, did you find reese that way?” Reese: “NO!” Raven: “maybe”

“hey van u know you should stay here and not go challenge raven on your own” “yea sure I'm not gonna do that” - later - “I'm totally gonna do that”

*Van, 90% of the time* “HAH this time I'll beat Raven!” - later - “I did not beat Raven”

Fiona: “van you can't just let yourself be fired from a cannon” Van: “hold my papaya”

“there's this ominous impenetrable red crystal at a strategically totally unsafe place at the bottom of a canyon that has rising energy levels, what should we do” “gather our whole military and shoot at it, what could go wrong”

*van in jail* “so mr..van..you say you found our shield liger, but it was brought back to life by...” *flips page* “a dragon, and a naked girl...” Van: “yeah” “Sir what have you been drinking?”

“we've got this experimental spear system that we can put on your command would you like to try it out” “hell yes son” “okay but it'll slow you down a bit” “hold my eyepatch”

“there’s a military checkpoint guarding the path, how do we get past them” Moonbay: *starts pulling a wedding dress out of the trunk* “i knew i kept this for a reason”

Fiona: “do you..always carry around a wedding dress?” Moonbay: “..d...do you not?”

Burton: *blocks the door* Blake: “step aside bitch”

Dr D: “what zoid could we test these boosters on” Moonbay: “hold my beer”

“yo there's this rich guy who might be harboring these wanted kids, let's attack him and get the gloooooooory” - a few moments later - “I am not a smart man”

“sir last time we approached mcmanns property he said fuck off, do we have a warrant this time?” “NO but i feel lucky”

“Sir, he has the most powerful weapon of all!” “Wh-what is it???” “...money.”

“hey u know this game ‘the floor is lava’?” Marcus: “uhh” “WELL YOU'RE ABOUT TO”

Karl: “Marcus the volcano is reputing!” Marcus: “mARcuS tHe vOLcaNO iS eRUpTIng”

Thomas: “Fiona” Fiona: “What” Thomas: “Fiona” Fiona: “What” Thomas: “Lemme smash” Fiona: “no”

Thomas: “I...I love you” Fiona: “?...” Zeke: *crying* “I’m yours”

“viola you can't chase a shield liger in a redler they don't even have weapons or armor” “rosso shut up and hold my beer u lil bitch”

Irvine (to himself): “one day your organoid will be mine” Van: “what?” Fiona: “what?” Irvine: “what?”

Thomas: “raven couldn’t possibly wipe out multiple bases without his own zoid” Raven: “hold my beer”

Prozen: *talks strategic stuff* Hardin: “Mhm” *looks south* Prozen: *more stuff* Hardin: *sweats*

Fiona: “Hey what do you think would happen if we found god?” Van: “I dunno let's try” Dr D: "guys turns out there was some dust on the prophecy, it actually said ‘godzilla’”

Thomas: “I'm going to arrest this dangerous criminal, move away from that young mother!” Fiona: *turns around* “me?” Thomas: “..wtf was i doing again?”

“hey ur liger zero? i want it” “no” “f ITE M E”

“lady I can't put this many guns on a Gun Sniper” “it has gun right there in the name” “it also has ‘sniper’ in the name” “... here's all of Bit's money” “...........>> hold my beer”

“hey up for auction i have this rare but completely uncontrollable liger that no pilot can possibly tame” Toros: “I WANT IT”

“leena why the fuck did you order all this stuff for a gunsniper, it’ll make it super slow and hard to move” Leena: “you dont need to move if you can aim” “YOU CAN’T FUCKING AIM”

“We have six shots each let's make them count” “I just spent all my ammo” “what the fuck leena”

Leena: “FIRE EVERYTHING” Also Leena: “oh no im out of ammo and my zoid is slow”

Backdraft: “sir the blitz team is on the beach” Boss: “clearly they are onto our plans” Backdraft: “are you sure? how can you tell?” Boss: “they’re wearing swimsuits, obviously they’re here to confront us”

Fiona: *has interacted with this girl before, knows her name* Reese: “You're gonna die here!” Fiona: *pushes her boobs* “...WTAF YOU’RE A GIRL!?”

“Hey this is my ultimate Shadow Fox that I never use; original zoid; do not steal” Brad: *steals it* “HOW THE FUCK”

Prozen: “Raven I'm going to make you an assassin and the ultimate zoids pilot” Raven: “you mean you're gonna be my new dad?” Prozen: “No actually I'm gonna be a giant dick to you mostly” Raven: “..do you know who starscream is?”

“hey let's camp here for the night” “why are there dead zoids in the pool” “eh who knows, lol goodnight”

Herman: “I wanna pilot the gojulas” “no” Krueger: *gets injured* Herman: “NOW'S MY CHANCE”

“hey herman go pilot our secret weapon and kick their bitch asses” Herman: “ok cool” - later - Herman: “I got em on the ropes, Imma chase them” “herman the ground can't support the weight of--” Herman: “oh shit my beer is everywhere” Meanwhile, Raven: “HA, NOOB” *holding one beer in each hand and one with his foot while destroying fleets*

“yo so there's this death stinger whose beam can go through mountains” “let's hide in this fort going 2 mph we'll be fine”

Hiltz: “Raven you should join us” Raven: “Isn’t that the organoid that killed my parents?” Hiltz: “..>_>...uhh....no?”

Hermann: *meets Karl* Karl: “Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well”

[rafecameron]

Campfire (Robb Stark)

Number Prompt: #50 “Why does anyone have to be naked?” - for anonymous.

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Robb got the invite on the Wednesday night and decided if he ignored it then maybe they wouldn’t bother him, but he was wrong. Friday night came and Theon and Jon appeared at his door asking him if he was ready yet. He tried to get out of it, but they wouldn’t take no for an answer.

It’s not that he didn’t want to go camping with his friends, in actual fact he quite liked camping, but it wasn’t just going to be a lads weekend away like usual. They’d invited his sister Sansa, her friend Margaery, her brother Loras and Jon’s girlfriend Ygritte. He also wouldn’t have minded going if it was only them they had invited extra, but Theon had also mentioned inviting (Y/N). Again, this wouldn’t be a problem, if Robb didn’t have a massive crush on her and turned into a bumbling idiot whenever she was around. He’d come up with the plan to stay away from her until his silly crush had died down, then maybe he could befriend her and make actual conversation with her.

“Just hurry up and pack would you?” Theon groans as he lets himself into his house and strolls towards the kitchen, “Got any beers?”

“Check the fridge.” Robb sighs as he lets Jon into the house as well and excuses himself upstairs to pack.

It didn’t take him long, he didn’t need much to go camping, only a few essentials and a change of clothes. If it was anything like their other camping trips they wouldn’t actually go to sleep, rather they would just pass out wherever they fell and stay there till morning, then drive back home and spend the day in bed.

“You done yet?” Theon shouts up the stairs impatiently.

Robb rolls his eyes and picks up his duffle bag, “Yeah shut up!” He shouts back, taking one last mental check before deciding he had everything and heading downstairs.

“The girls are already on the way, Loras the traitor decided to go with them instead.” Theon explains as Robb joins him and Jon in the hallway, Theon had managed to find a crate of beer and was clutching it to his chest

“Where are we going anyway?” He asks, letting them both out before locking his front door behind them and following them to Jon’s truck.

He chucked his bag into the back along with the crate of beers and then climbed into the back, Theon already having grabbed the front seat.

“Pyke forrest, according to Loras if we drive round the forrest towards the back end there’s a clearing with a big lake that’s good to pitch up on. Not that there’s anything wrong with the end we normally stop on,” Theon grumbles bitterly, “But the girls liked the idea so.”

Robb chuckles softly, Theon always had a silly sort of rivalry with Loras that only Theon was aware of. He hated the boy because the girls paid so much attention to him, and no matter how many times you told him that Loras was into guys he just wouldn’t listen. By now you all just left Theon to it and ignored him.

“I’m sure it’s lovely.” Robb grins earning a quick glare from Theon in the front seat and a laugh from Jon.

Theon turned up the radio then and the conversation ended. Pyke forrest was only thirty minutes away, half way there Robb got a call from Sansa asking where they were, they had been there for ages and had already set up without them. She made it sound like it was such an effort when in actual fact she was using pop up tents, so all she had to do was pull them out of the bags.

“Have you got a fire started yet then?” Theon shouts to be heard down the phone.

“(Y/N) and Loras are already working on it,” Sansa replies, the sound of her name sending a slight shiver down Robb’s skin.

“Okay, we’ll we’re nearly there, see you soon.” He hung up the phone and placed it on the seat next to him, looking up to find a smirking Theon looking back at him, “What?”

“You looking forward to some quality time with (Y/N)?” He grins.

Jon laughs from his drivers seat, “Quality time? He can’t even string a basic sentence together around her. I bet you five bucks he wont even talk to her.”

Robb glares at them and leans forward to hit them both round the back of the head, “I will talk to her! We just don’t have anything to talk about!”

“You could talk about your undying lover for her.” Jon grins.

“You could talk about how you want to bone her in the tent all night.” Theon adds sending Jon into a fit of laughter.

“Shut up both of you.” Robb glares and leans back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest with a huff and turning to stare out of the window.

“Oh he’s gone grumpy now!” Theon grins.

“Shut up!” Robb snaps again, “I’m not in love with her, I barely know her!”

“Who’s fault is that? You wont speak to her!” Jon laughs.

“You said nothing about not wanting to bone her.” Theon points out, earning another hit to the back of the head.

“Alright Theon, leave off now,” Jon chuckles, “You’ll only put him in a bad mood this whole weekend.”

Theon grins but turns around in his seat again, leaving Robb alone for a while. They pulled into the clearing not long later and spotted everyone already sitting around a fire. Robb climbs out and grabs his bag, huffing as he did and heading over to one of the tents to throw his bag inside.

“Whats up with your face?” Sansa asks, turning to watch him from her seat by the fire.

“Nothing.” Robb mutters, moving across the clearing to sit beside her, “Theon, being Theon.”

Sansa smiles and pats his shoulder lightly before handing him a beer, “Drink your worries away brother.” she grins.

Robb smiles and opens up what can, taking a long sip before looking around the group. Margaery and Loras were sat beside each other, Theon having now joined them and they were all gossiping about something. Robb had a sinking feeling that it was something to do with him. Jon had gone to sit beside Ygtitte, leaving (Y/N) sat alone on the opposite side of the fire, playing on her phone and ignoring the gossiping groups on either side of her.

“You’re drooling.” Sansa whispers, elbowing Robb in the side with a grin, “Why don’t you go sit next to her?”

“What? I’m comfy here.” He replies, taking another sip from his beer.

(Y/N) had noticed the boys arrive, and tried to ignore the groups talking on either side of her. She couldn’t help letting her eyes travel over to Robb, she liked Robb, but she had a feeling he didn’t like her that much. He never seemed to talk to her and always had a quick excuse to leave whenever she turned up. Sansa had reassured her that that wasn’t the case, but she still believed it so.

The evening was spent drinking and eating, which is to be expected when you’re on a camping trip with your friends in the middle of nowhere. By the time it grew dark all of them were sufficiently drunk enough to start playing silly games. It was Sansa’s idea to play truth or dare, something with Robb dreaded coming up.

“Okay! I think it will be easiest to go round the group, the person on the left gives the person on the right a truth or a dare.” Sansa decides, she turns to Margaery who was now beside her, “Truth or dare?”

“Hmm.. Truth.” She decides with a nod after a long pause.

“Is it true you made out with Joffreys uncle at his birthday party last month?” Sansa grins.

Even in the fire light it was obvious Margaery’s face had turned red, “I didn’t think anyone knew about that!” she giggles, “yes it’s true, but don’t tell anyone else!”

Margaery then turns to Theon who gets dared to down two cans of beer, which he does while gloating about how easy it is.

“(Y/N)!” Theon grins, “Truth or dare baby?”

(Y/N) rolls her eyes but giggles anyway, “I’ll go with dare, Theon baby.” she teases with a wink.

Theon’s eyes meet Robb’s and he smirks at Robb’s annoyed look. “Okay (Y/N), I dare you to…skinny dip in the lake.”

(Y/N)’s eyes go wide, “What?” She laughs shaking her head, “Everyone will see!”

“That’s the point.” Theon laughs.

“It’ll be freezing,” Robb interjects, “You can’t expect her to do that, it’s ridiculous.”

“Well you can do it as well then.” Theon chuckles, “Go on, both of you, skinny dip, now.”

“Wait, why does anyone have to be naked? Can’t we just do it clothed?” Robb asks.

Theon shakes his head, “Nope! Besides, you’d be colder if you did, you’d then be sat in wet clothes.”

“Oh fine. We’re all friends here.” (Y/N) laughs and stands up and removes her shirt, causing Robb’s eyes to go wide.

“Come on Robb, it’s rude to stare, get your kit off.” Theon grins.

Robb pulls his eyes away from (Y/N) as she begins to unbutton her shorts and removes his own shirt, then stands up and works on his jeans, “I hate you Theon.” He grumbles as he shoves his jeans down.

Theon just laughs and shrugs, “You’ll thank me for it.” He winks. Robb glares back at him then turns around to remove his underwear, shouting at Theon to shut up when he wolf whistles.

He hurries away from the fire light and joins (Y/N) by the side of the lake, “This is going to be freezing.” Robb declares, already feeling the cold seeping into his bones.

(Y/N) laughs and shrugs, “We don’t have to stay in.” She grabs his hand and grins, “Come on.”

She pulls on his hand and they both run into the water up until it reaches their waists, both of them already shivering. The day had been extremely warm but that didn’t stop the water from turning ice cold in the night.

(Y/N) crosses her arms over her chest and shivers, “Okay…This is colder than I imagined!” her teeth chatter as she speaks and Robb grabs her hand again.

“Come on that’s long enough.” he says and starts dragging her out of the water.

Margaery was stood by the edge with two towels and quickly handed them over, “Don’t worry Robb, we know it’s cold.” She says, looking him up and down then winking.

“Shut it!” Robb snaps as he covers himself with the towel and glares at her.

They both quickly dry off and then go into separate tents to get dressed again, then they sit by the campfire sharing a blanket to get back warm again. The game soon died down and everyone went back to talking loudly and messing around.

“Robb,” (Y/N) starts and turns slightly to look at him, “Can I ask you something?”

“Sure, go ahead.” Robb mumbles, keeping his eyes directed on the fire, he was already pretty warm again, but sharing a blanket was a good excuse to stay close to her.

“Why don’t you like me?” She asks quietly.

That makes Robb snap his head round to look at her with a frown, “What makes you think that?”

“Well you never talk to me,” she starts, “And you always seem to avoid me. I just thought…” she shrugs and looks down.

“I do like you,” Robb states. He sighs and chews his lower lip, looking her over before shoving his nerves to the side and speaking again, “I like you a lot actually. That’s…That’s why I don’t talk to you. I don’t know what to say.”

(Y/N) looks up at him, smiling a little and lets out a soft laugh, “You could say hi? How are you? Do you want to get a coffee sometime?” she grins, “Or do I have to do the asking?”

Robb laughs and looks down again, feeling his face begin to heat up, “I’m not the best at talking to girls I like,” Robb admits, “But now you’ve not bitten my head off after finding out how I feel I might be able to think of something to say.”

“Or…Maybe you don’t have to say anything.” (Y/N) mumbles, biting her lower lip lightly.

Robb looks up at her again and raises an eyebrow, “Maybe I don’t.” He smiles and hesitantly lifts his hand to the side of her face, stroking a strand of hair away before leaning forward and catching her lips with his own.

Robb slides his hand to the back of her head and holds her close to him, wrapping his other arm around her waist as he deepens the kiss, sliding his tongue between her lips and fighting her for dominance.

“About fucking time!” He hears Theon shout, followed by a few loud cheers, but they both ignore them and continue to get lost in each other.

When they do finally pull away they’re both smiling and Robb moves both arms around her waist, “So, how about coffee sometime?” she asks with a grin.

Robb laughs softly and nods, “That would be nice.” He agrees before he kisses her again.

[underestimated-dreamer]

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How far did you scroll? Lol

 1. For me personally… a little. Haha everyone has a type right?

2. I think all relationships are worth it. Good or bad. Past relationships have taught me how i should or should not treat ppl. Also, how i want to be treated

3. No, not really. 🙈

4. Yep. 😘

5. Of course. 😍

6…. no.

7. To be honest, I dont know. I’d like to think i can.

8. Contagious smile. Incredible patience. Beautiful eyes. Hard worker. Great friend. All around good person. I could go on but i wont.

9. ☝️☝️

10. Yes.

11. I’m married so…yes.

12. It depends on how big. Maybe once though.

13. Yes. Im pretty good at not showing it though. Some find it annoying. Lol

14. My wife.

15. Yep. One on my tongue.😛

16. I have 3!!! Lol im getting one on my forearm soon!!!

17. I do. It’s exciting.

There’s no 18 or 19. Lol so come up with some. 😂😂

20. I try to. Lol sometimes im to tired from work. 😂😂

21. I mean i hope so. Lol

22. Yes. A lot of people. Actually.

23. Yes.

24. I hope im still married in 5 years. I cant imagine anything else.

25. I currently am. Lol

26. Yes. Somehow they were the ones that left. Hmm…

27. Oh yes. Louis. He is a wonderful guy. I love you man.

28. Yes. I have been. It’s hard going through that.

29. Nope. My dad did it alot. I wouldn’t want to put anyone through that.

30. Let me think….. im pretty sure at one point i wanted a breast reduction. Lol i just didnt like the attention. Im okay with it now though. Idc.

31. I have. It was a very strange experience because i had never done that before. That person will always have a place in my heart.

32. Yes. It was very painful. Some good times though. Bittersweet.

33. Im never sure how i should answer this. Yes? Im gonna go with yes.

34. Oh yes. Very much a lot.

35. Yeah. Well, they kissed me. Does it count?

36. Nope. Is that weird?

37. Kind of? To be fair he can be a bit annoying though.

38. Oh yes. Caught me way by surprise. Lol she was wonderful.

39. *le sigh* yes. Again bittersweet.

40. Nope. Im not good at that. Lol i trip over my own words.

41. Oh yes. I love sex.

42. Not long. Lol i cant help it.

43. Will be two years in December. 😘😘

44. Official….12? Im pretty sure.

45. Oh man. A LOT. lol i went crazy. Haha good times.

46. A LOT. lol never too tired for that.

47. 24 😘😘😘

48. This has happened to me. Lol i dont really remember what i said. I think i just kind of accepted it. I just wanted that person to be happy.

49. My favorite thing about her is heart. She’s kind towards others and just cares for people. She’s such a good person.

50. Yes. I really would. It’s in the past. There’s nothing else to do, you know?

51. Yes yes. My wife.

52. Yes there has been. It was the right thing to do.

53. I dont think so? No.

54. Yeah there is. Like 2 people.

55. I’ll never forget this: an ex and i were fooling around in her car and we had the radio on the whole time. Lol anyway when everything was said and done. She went to turn on the car and the battery had died. Lmao. She was so annoyed. It was hilarious. She had to call a tow truck to jump her car. Lol the guy was all like, “ what are you guys doing so late at night by the park? Hmm?” . Omg. I crack up every time.

56. Im double jointed. I have long fingers. Im a 36D. I have bad knees. It has been through a lot. My eyesight sucks…. i cant come up with more.

57. How life treating you? Are you happy?

58. Nice laugh. Kind smile. Be chill. Feed me. Love me.

59. I will post one later. Just for you my darling.

60. I think only a 2 year age difference. I think that for the most part I’ve dated people my age.

61. I think their face? Idk. I really like a good smile. Lol

62. Ooooh. Scream my name. Holding onto me so hard you leave marks.

63. Ive had this discussion multiple time. Hahaha i think that if at least one of you cums, it should count.

64. Mmm…having intercourse with anyone thats not me. Getting emotionally attached.

65. Oooh. I love teasing.

66. Oooh schoolteacherlol

67. Honestly i dont care about the where as long as we have fun and it’s with the person i really like.

68. I am bisexual.

69. If i dont feel comfortable with the person.

70. Neck kisses and lip bitting. Lol

71. Ive never really had those. Lol my dreams are boring.

72. Faster, harder, im close, make me cum.

73. Surprise me with flowers at work. Lol embarrass me.

74. I love hips. Just somewhere to put my hands. Lol

75. I cant think of anything. Is that sad? Haha

76. I’ve done a lot of sweet things for ppl.

77. To each their own. As long as they make you happy, it’s all good.

78. I like a little pain here and there.

79. The last time i felt jealous.. oh! There was this kid trying to make a move on my girl while i was standing there! She’s nice to everyone so she didnt know what to say. So obviously he kept at it. I shut that down real quick though.

80. I tell my wife every day.

81. My wife, Alfonso Herrera, Freema Agyeman, Gina Rodriguez and Freddie Stroma

82. My wife of course.

83. Oh man. I dont even remember her name. Lol again. . Is that bad?

84. We wanted different things.

85. I find it difficult. The whole long distance thing is too much.